Rimonit, after being informed that three of the four kids coming for Friday night dinner were older than her: "How could they be older than me?? I five!"
And today, after we passed a dog on the way home from shul:
Kinneret: We don't have a dog. [pause] We have a baby.
Me: Moriya's not such a baby anymore. She's been walking for a while now, and once a baby starts walking we can call her a toddler.
Rimonit: Everyone in our family walks. [pause] So is everyone in our family a toddler?