You know you've been in Israel too long when...

...Your husband, who has apparently gone off the deep end, thinks it would be a good idea if you threw out all the notes you've assiduously kept for every story you've ever written in Israel, and you compromise on going through (note: not necessarily throwing out) all the loose papers and PR pamphlets that have accumulated over the years - but, knowing you will probably never see eye to eye on the rapidly growing pile of notebooks, you delicately suggest that the notebook issue be left for "final-status negotiations."